Oh TV, How You Scare Me.

So I don't think I should be allowed to watch TV. Or I should have Andy set up the parent controls with a password I don't know and can't figure out.

I don't want to leave my house. But wait, they can get in. I'm not safe anywhere! Who's "they" you may ask? Well, any bad guy. I shudder at the thought of bringing a child into this horrid world. I'm scared to even let my kid play in our fenced yard alone. I don't even want to think about them going to school or the store alone!

And don't get me started on ghostie shows. I don't even believe in ghosts yet I still get scared watching the shows. So change the channel you say. I try but I keep going back. It's like a car wreck, you know you shouldn't look but you can't take your eyes off of it.

Right now I'm watching "E! THS: Inside the Mind of a Serial Killer". Please, someone come change the channel for me and hide the remote. Change it to the Disney channel or something cheesy with a happy ending.

I seriously don't want to leave my house. Or answer the door. I closed all the curtains and locked everything up. I should go take a shower but I don't want to be so vulnerable.

I should just turn the tv off but I like having the tv on. I like the white noise. I can't explain it but, especially first thing in the morning, I guess I just don't like being alone? And I can't listen to music until like 10 am. If I listen to music any earlier than that, it'll make me sad all day. I have no idea why.

I really don't mind being alone though. Maybe I just don't like the silence.
So I turn the tv on while I go about my business. I'll sit down to eat my breakfast or lunch and then I get hooked on these tv shows.